An experiment in getting a year older
Recall of offensive items.

Five guys walking down the highstreet yesterday evening, all wearing colour variations of the item above. Two guys walking towards them, also wearing the item above. (Maybe they nodded in approval at each other as they passed) But seriously - if you’re going to wear the ‘chequered shirt’, make sure, before you go out, all of your friends aren’t wearing it too. And then also don’t wear it and maybe casually burn it, because chances are (wherever you go) 89% of all the other men there will also be wearing it. What happened to mans-fashion mavericks? More originality please.