Hey why not have a bit of a ‘recent life occurings’ update. 

So went to hand some work in - climbed all the stairs  - realised i didn’t have a pen to fill out the form. But wait - there are some people using a pen, and there is a pen next to them - the pen doesn’t belong to them - result. Naturally I then steal the pen. Here is the pen: 

(it’s blurry as i don’t want the pen to be identified) & then I made a motto: ”In life you should take every opportunity to steal a free pen.” This is not a contradiction - for free read unattended. 

Then things were getting a bit tensionous in the flat - what with all work and no (well only a little) play - so bought me flatmates some surprise cupcakes. I like to think i spread the joy. 

Also went into the man section of primark today and discovered that it is the culprit for the offensive chequered shirt. The man floor is like a sea-park where the chequred shirts are the water. Not cool.