Out on the raz in Wimbledon.  I step outside to keep my friend company on a cigarette break. We enjoy the pleasant summer evening. The front of the pub is open. We turn around to go back and there is a spider, on a man near the door. Now this is not like a small, socially acceptable spider - this is a motha-flippin’ massive spider that looks like it has broken out of the zoo. It was crawling all over his neck and back - needless to say I freaked out a tiny bit. Some other guy then went and told him and flicked the spider on the floor (not sure that bettered the situation). But seriously the biggest spider I’ve seen in a public location AND on a person - it’s like they have no boundaries anymore.